My Crush

My latest crush arrived in the mail, or rather, his picture appeared on an envelope that I received at work, and he's just about perfect.  Strong, dazzling white smile, bulging biceps, and handy around the house.  I don't even know his first name.  I just know him as the Anchor Ventana man.  And yeah, I know it's creepy as hell to have a crush on a drawing, but I just can't help myself.  See if you agree...

Joe Hartman